smacking off

The art of brutally masturbating everywhere you possibly can.

yo my mom just caught me smacking off it was awesome.

by ismackoff May 26, 2014

Racked off

When someone get unnecessarily angry about something.

Greg: "Would you mind sitting over here please Phil?"

Phil: "What? No way. I am seriously racked off."

by FE11 June 6, 2014

Flicking off

To give someone the bird. To insult someone by extending your middle finger toward them. Also can be Referred to using the less popular term ‘flipping someone off’.

Josh is such a fuckwit, his stupid beaded face makes me want to punch him in his babymaker. I’m flicking off his pompous ass the next time I see him, and then again every time I see him after that.

by FlickJoshOffwhenuseehim May 6, 2020

slag-off

a Northern England expression intended to rudely dismiss someone or rudely tell them to leave, go away, akin to * scram, get lost! "

So, after I boinked her, we were done but she wouldn't just leave, so I says to the tart " okay, now, well, slag-off!" and then she left in a huff.

by Billiemski LeWiglud June 21, 2020

Fall off

When someone flakes, cancels or just doesn't show up when you made plan.

We're going out today remember don't fall off.

by Blushingtwirls March 30, 2017

Knocked Off

Australian slang. To have had stolen.

'Mate, how's this? Me ute was knocked off last night at the servo!'

by Alternate Oxford Dictionary June 14, 2016

Text Off

Texting instead of calling your employer to advise you will not be coming into work. Commonly used to avoid having to fake sounding sick when you are not actually sick.

"I really want to blow off work today, but my boss will ask me questions. Why don't you Text Off instead?"

"I'm not coming in today I am very sick right know I ve been taking medication all nght. Body is all aching doctor advise to stay home until Wed."

by jombinator October 14, 2011