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double V

When you are drunk from 8 to 10 shots, you begin eating out a girl. Then you take some shitty vodka and fill up her vagina with it. This becomes the "Double V" (vodka and vagina). You then proceed to continue eating her out, getting drunker in the process from the alcohol/vaginal fluid mixture. It is actually quite delicious and makes the otherwise crappy quality vodka as tasty as sweet, sweet pussy. As you continue getting drunker, you eventually reach the point of throwing up, to which you do inside her vagina. The warmth and fluid nature of your vomit makes her climax. A very fun sexual experiment.
Topher was so drunk that he decided to perform a double V on some slut.
by Topher4life November 6, 2009
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Double Stuffed Oreos

The codeword one uses when they want their friends to know it's time to fight.
Guy #1: "This douche is pissing me off!"
Guy #2: "DOUBLE STUFFED OREOS!!!"
Rest of Guys: "It's going down, betches!!!"
Guy Pissing Everyone Else Off: "I best get out of here before I die..."
*Fight commences*
by BETCH! May 10, 2010
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Double Booking

The horrendous situation observed in a typical office toilet that contains 2 cubicles, both of which are simultaneously occupied resulting in damnation without relief.
Lloyd: "Wow Dave, you were back from the shitter quickly!"
Dave: "Do not go in there. There's an absolutely awful Double Booking!"
by The Evil Muppet November 6, 2011
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double hawk

A mythical creature much like the hawk of legend. His power has been enhanced by adding an additional set of wings.
Guy: Dude, that double hawk at my cheetos!

Girl: The extra set of wings is way sexy
by Bruce campbell March 21, 2005
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Double Dutch

Unique and secret language that can be spoken, written, and read. The trick to speaking it is to add "ib" before or after (depends on the word) each syllable. Rules differ depending on the medium of communication.

SPEAK>WRITE means writing it how it is spoken.

WRITE>READ means writing it so that when it is read, it sounds like it is being spoken. Similarities between the two can be identified when both ways are written.
Example of Double Dutch:

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy brown dog."

SPEAK>WRITE translation:

"Thibe quibick bibrown fibox jibumps iboviber thibe libaziby bibrown dibog."

WRITE>READ translation:

"Thaiba quibickbi brownfi boxjai bumpsai bovai berthai balai bayzai bibai browndai bog."
by M.Brado March 28, 2009
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double-kangaroo scissor kick

When anyone named Special Ed get kicked in his Vag for trying to give a rusty trombone to a Kangaroo. Warning: don not attempt at home.
Special yelled "titties!!" but suddenly got the "double-kangaroo scissor kick" in his drain cleaner. It was sad.
by TITTIES!!!!!! April 4, 2009
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Double Black Diamond

While skiing with your partner, have them skiing backwards between your skis. With sufficient momentum, have your partner crouch down and proceed to provide oral stimulation of the genitals. Like the sexual acts namesake, this move is for experts only.
Me and my girlfriend successfully pulled off the Double Black Diamond, making the snow a lot stickier for skiers behind us.
by skipatrol69 January 15, 2013
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