Cum Fart

To Squeeze Skeet Skeet out of a Ass or VAg

Guy: Dude shes such a Cum Whore she made the loudest Cum Fart ever

Guy: No Way!

by IDIDURMOMSBUTT January 13, 2010

Cum Plunger

A cum plunger is when a chick gets down on her knees and tilts her head back. Then a large group of guys, maybe a dozen or so, gizz in her mouth but she doesnt swallow it. Then the last guy sticks his barnacle cock in her mouth. With all the other dudes cum covering his cock, he shoves it down her throat as to plunger the cum down her esophagus.

Do you guys want to do the cum plunger on me?

by taint man 3000 December 14, 2009

cum weasel

the offspring of mike williams and shaniqa

"the cum weasel ran away last week"

by gary coleman February 5, 2004

cum drunk

When a woman is literally drunk from the consumption of too much semen.

"Oh girlfriend. I was so cum drunk last. I finally managed to fit that third cock in my cheek"

by dahmer, jeffrey January 24, 2003

cum beard

To ejaculate on ones chest while lying down and then apply the sperm to ones face with a paintbrush.

"I was so bored last night I just lay back and gave myself a healthy cum beard"

by Johnofo July 22, 2007

Cum Stomach

When a mans semen is applied by whatever method to his stomach so that his stomach hair becomes pasted to his skin.

My boyfriend Karl didn't warn me he was going to cum and blew a giant load on my hands, so I wiped it all over him and laughed because he had cum stomach... He tried to hug me, but I got away, cum stomach is for boys!

by bowflecks June 25, 2009

cum deprived

In essence; the simplicity of the fact is that an individual of hebrew descent becomes withdrawn from the presence of cum (saqueek material) for an extended amount of time, side effects may include bitchiness, frequent mood swings, and most devasting implosive diahrea shits mankind has bear witness to.

you are a cum deprived jew

by hagertyrootbeer March 2, 2010