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boner

something we all get
bro that make a wish kid is kinda giving me a boner
by q.q.q.qq.q. June 13, 2022
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Boner

Cool, dope, awesome, etc...
John: man, i just saw that new b-ball movie, it was so boner. Or-
Wayne: that shirt is so boner!!!
by ProfessorSoggyBottom June 19, 2022
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BANERED

For stupid ahhh goofy ahhh people who CLREALY CANT READ simple rules
BANERED IS A REAL WORD
by Godmarian June 24, 2022
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Boner

When a guy’s pp hardens because he is turned on by something.
Skye gave Logan a kiss, and Logan got an 8 inch boner.
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Bnerd

Baby change name to bnerd
Bnerd
by Taenun June 25, 2022
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Bonerable

Being so fine, one can cause a spontaneous boner at any time.
Guy 1: "Man, you see that chick bent down over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's definitely bonerable right now."
Chick: "Is that a flashlight in your pocket?"
by LexBlaze2x July 22, 2022
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Boner Sauce

It’s the sweet sticky Elmer’s glue-like substance that comes out of your boner when it erupts like Mount Vesuvius. Unlike juice, sauce lasts awhile, mainly in the form of dried cum stains on your comforter after slapping the Ham to the sports illustrated swimsuit edition poster on your wall, or even as a night mask if you are able to apply to your still asleep girlfriend’s face as a sweet surprise to her when she wakes up with her face completely purified.
“What kind of dressing do you want on your house salad?”

“Do you have boner sauce?”

“Sir, we are not that kind of establishment. Please leave before I alert the authorities.”
by BIG TEEPEE 12345678 September 9, 2022
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