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YOUR PP GETS HARDDDDDDDDD
Sheesh i’m getting a boner my pp is so HARDDDDDDDDDDD
by meowitsjojoo April 11, 2021
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boner

YOUR PP GETS HARDDDDDDDDD
Sheesh i’m getting a boner my pp is so HARDDDDDDDDDDD
by meowitsjojoo April 11, 2021
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Boner buzzkill

Anything which causes your boner to shrink.
I was in my room just starting a good wank. Whi my sister walked in and said:,"dinner's ready!' talk about a. Boner buzzkill!
by 4realazitgits April 12, 2021
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Boner

What you see an attractive female and your mini you jumps up to- well you know ;)
Crush: *walks in room*
Crush: *looks at me and smiles*
Me: *boner erects*
Crush: Ay uh, my parents aren’t home, you uh, wanna come over, *winks*
Me: Sure

3 hours later

Her: ooohhh ohhh more
Me: *thrusts forward*
Her: *gets up and ties my hands to bed, opens my legs wide*
Me: I love you..
Her: *grins then massages dick before licking the balls and going down to suck it*
TO BE CONTINUED
by The Name Is Not Taken May 6, 2021
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Boner

Something that always happens in class, particularly in maths for some odd reason, although there is nothing sexually attractive about brain cell killing equations, fractions, sums etc.
I was had a boner in maths class while wearing skinny jeans and my large pee pee erected and it ripped put my skinny jeans.
by UltimateDoge May 18, 2021
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Boner Bob

an absolute cutie even though he doesn't like to admit it
Yo, there's a new synonym for cute, I heard it's called "Boner Bob"?

Yeah lol, let's carry on with our anal sex now dear.
by bopiscoolllll June 1, 2021
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Boner

A word used by the famous unity YouTube to discribe his fan base
Your a true boner
by Sooparch June 16, 2021
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