that’s not my bag

An informal, often British way of saying “that’s not really my thing”. Thought to be derived from the cult movie series “Austin Powers”

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by TheConmanCometh June 6, 2018

A Stuche Bag

An over-confident wannabe frat daddy who has a way with the ladies but is liked sparingly by other males.

"Hey Hartson, should we be nice and invite your brother to come to the party?" Hartson replies "Fuck no, my brother's a stuche bag." Everyone replies "Hahaha, what the fuck were we thinking, thank god you reminded us."

by John Grady W. November 7, 2011

du bag

short way of saying douche bag

ur just a dumb mother fuckin du bag nobody cares about you

by CS March 11, 2005

the punching bag

n. The act of taking a used condom, tying it at the end (resembling a real punching bag), and pummelling one's parter in the face with it until it breaks and the semen inside explodes on her face.

In exchange for a rowdy round of sex, John gave Betsy the punching bag.

by Bryce H. April 24, 2003

meat bag

a scrotum

I dropped my knife and almost cut off my meat bag

by spltbird November 25, 2002

baw bag

mark nelson

mark nelson you baw bag !!!!!!

by english girl September 26, 2003

A bag of cats

A bag of 2 or more cats, which is very noisy due to the cats fighting to escape the bag.

"Hey, what the hell is that noisy thing moving around on the ground?" Person A

"Oh that? It's just a bag of cats" Person B

"Huh... that's a little odd don't you think?" Person A

"... yeah... I guess a little..." Person B

by Patrick Dugovich April 15, 2007