Dingle-douche

Another word for dumbass.

Dude quit being a dingle-douche and come on.

by thatoneguy375 March 26, 2013

dingal douch

When you poop your pants and don't feel it and it drys.

He had a dingal douch and didn't find out till we got to the movies.

by andrew r bryant April 15, 2008

Douche Child

Maturity level of Ex-husband

He is such a douche child !

by KayChas January 23, 2019

Douche Mobile

A douchebag capable of moving or being moved readily when the right girl catches his eye, or opens the conversation with I’m here on business, but I have homes in Dallas, New York, and LA.

A douche mobile is approaching our table.

by Peaceloveunity September 16, 2018

Snazzy Douche Muffin

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.

Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-

Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.

by Leyulf October 01, 2013

douche canoe

someone who is the worst person, so much that they're as bad as several douches combined

"Ugh, I really hate him."
"I know right? He's such a douche canoe."

by Bitch Canoe December 12, 2023

Douche canoe

A fuckhead that is the size of a small boat.

My ex boss was such a douche canoe. She constantly lied about staff behind their back.

by Peaches&Boo January 10, 2017