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Pocket gremlins

Despicable little creatures that inhabit your pockets, responsible for screwing up your phone by magically deleting contacts, disconnecting you at inopportune times, and writing naughty words with voice to text you would never dream of sending.
After waiting 45 minutes on hold, my doctors office finally picked up and those pocket gremlins cut us off.
by Go with the bro September 11, 2023
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mexican pocket

A cavity on your person that can be used as a purpose on concealing money, drugs or usb pendrive.
Named Mexican as it's the border most anonymous with

Smuggling goods.
Rick "I don't know how much I want to bring this it the festival if I got use my Mexican pocket"
Julian: "yeah I don't know how much any of us want this after it's been in you MP"
Holden: "Let's ask Colleen if she don't mind, as she has 2 pocket one won't taint my high and I will still be able to look you all in the eyes after"
by Crochet.R.E.A.M December 26, 2017
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puddle pocket

n. from the old English - puedle pocket. Colloguial term for adult diaper.
"Mrs. Jibbs, I do believe I have something in my puddle pocket. Can you please change me?"
by Geechy January 28, 2009
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Pocket Nipples

When a person has two cans of dip/zyns in each of their front pockets, resembling that of nipples poking through a shirt.
“Alex needs to stop wearing tight pants. His zyns look like pocket nipples.”
by Downsy610 May 26, 2025
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modified pockets

pockets in ur pants with the bottoms cut-out; designed for easy access with fat whores.
"I wore the shorts with modified pockets and told the fat whore that I was dancing with that there was a surprise for her in my pocket!"
by kackub June 30, 2009
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Pocket Dogging

Cutting out the inside of ones' pants pockets to play with one's dog.
Look at the guy over there standing by the girls washroom. I cant see his hands, what is he doing? He must be pocket dogging!
by Maple Leaf Fan/Pocking dogger February 14, 2012
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Busted hot pocket

A snatch that has been busted open by a large object
That snatch from the bar looked like a busted hot pocket. #loose#whore#maggie
by Long dong bagong June 16, 2018
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