Deal Sandwich

The result of a negotiation where one party winds up with something of little or no value while the other gains everything they wanted.

"She may have gotten the car, the house, the kids, the holiday home and every penny I had, but at least I got this deal sandwich."

by SimplyJohn November 10, 2017

zipper sandwich

A censorship friendly euphemism for "blow me" or "eat me".

You want to trade me Tampa Bay's kicker for Aaron Rodgers? How about I give you a nice zipper sandwich instead?

by AmadeuS469 July 9, 2018

secret sandwich

A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.

These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.

To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.

The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌

The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret

Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021

jersey sandwich

A woman giving Chris Christie a blowjob while having delicious Jersey tomatoes shoved up her ass.

"I sure could go for a Jersey sandwich right now."

by Trenton Badboy October 5, 2016

Big Chicken Sandwich

The phrase loosely stands for a Bad Conduct Discharge issued from any military service.

"Airman Turd got his Big Chicken Sandwich yeasterday."

by Embuste September 17, 2007

ham sandwich

a sandwich with ham.

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i ate a ham sandwich.

by fjask;safjkl;fajklfjk;fdjkl;df April 2, 2023

Sandwich

a sandwich is a breakfeast, lunch or dinner food that consists of 1 or 2 pieces of bread (corn products will not be recognised as bread) that are not cooked whole, bread can be toasted and or the toppings however they should not be cooked together (grilled cheese, pizza and so on) if the item in question already has branding or recognition as a separete product it will not count as a sandwich (hotdog, hamburger, bagels, taco, burrito, and so on) sweet like products and dessert do not count as a sandwich (ice cream sandwich, cake, cheese cake, cinammon buns) however some items that do not follow sweets rule includes banana bread and milk bread due to the fact they are commonly used to make sandwiches thus are excempt.
items that are covered in breading do not count as a sandwich. (chicken wings, cheese sticks, onion rings, meatballs, chili cheese tops)

Person 1: Hey did you try that new Sandwich place on mainstreet?

Person 2: Yeah it was great!

by Spaghetti Gum August 7, 2021