by bootsherk March 27, 2018
Get the Jesus Tearmug. Black Jesus is a nickname given to highly regarded as the greatest basketball player of all time Micheal Jordan
by FadedIsCool January 28, 2023
Get the Black Jesusmug. Guy one: hey man are you going to church
Guy two: why what do you do there
Guy one: learn about Jesus
Guy two: oh okay sounds good I’m in
Guy two: why what do you do there
Guy one: learn about Jesus
Guy two: oh okay sounds good I’m in
by Rose1320 March 14, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. A guy named Jesus has many talents and is really good at being a dick when needed. But if you leave him alone, he can be a great friend, partner and lover. But the moment you push his buttons he’ll give you hell.
by Sausage! My ass!. November 23, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. by avilover12 November 22, 2021
Get the jesusmug. Is typically any hot girl that colours her hair different primary colours on a regular weekly basis and struts around with a beautiful figure. She's the type of girl who isn't afraid to take photos in alleys in your downtown districts while in the rain. Hence April as in April showers and her beautiful figure is where Jesus' miracle of giving beauty comes in. Hence April Jesus.
Hey, check out April Jesus over there. Woot woot!
Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)
Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)
by lilacgirl97 May 26, 2022
Get the April Jesusmug. by DilandRick January 12, 2017
Get the fried jesusmug.