Apocalypse pie

A family tinned pie with a long self life , kept in store cupboard . Only people of a certain generation will eat. Something that could only be left in a apocalypse and still edible.

"I need to go food shopping , we've only got a tin of pineapple and a apocalypse pie left in the cupboards.

by Dollydaydreamer February 13, 2021

Cheese pie

When a guy doesn’t shower and has dick cheese and the cheese slides off his dick while sticking it into a vagina. Making it a cheese pie

Hey babe I haven’t showered in a few days you want a cheese pie

by Cheese1master5000 February 15, 2021

Canadian cow pie

When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs

He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside

by Ginger Savage February 17, 2021

Salami cream pie

The act of getting but fucked by two guys and another guy shoving his pecker down your throat all whilst getting filled with jiz.

Will bill: You missed it Michael I had me a good ole salami cream pie last night.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.

by Chop stick jack February 17, 2021

Cow Pie in the Sky

When living in a remote desert climate that ranches cattle. Years of the wildlife and cattles droppings just dry up become powder and is constantly being circulated by the dry winds, creating alot of allergies.

Cow Pie in the sky

The Cow pie in the sky are really aggravating my allergies.

by Lori's Stories February 23, 2021

Pie

Southern slang term for a fresh cooked bulk batch of crack cocaine. Etymology derived from the metal pie tins commonly used to cook/cure the finished product; the term "cooking" as well.

"Shit mane I'm boutta cook a 14 mane"
"Damn bruh that's a whole pie right there!"

"You ain't neva seen them pies, talking so much white, itta hurt ya eyes" - Young Jeezy, Trap Motivation 101

by TrapTalkWithBigD February 25, 2021

American Pie

When a foreign man ejaculates his man fluid inside his American mating partner.

Jose; I totally baked a pie with a girl named Jennifer last time I was over the border
Miguelo; OH, you mean an American pie.

by Sisto6940 March 1, 2021