old idiot

when some old person jumps o my butt crack with spikes on her feet and enjoys it

Grandma: I like that
me: what
Grandma: let me jump
me: ok
Granma: ahh lovely
me: what the hell u old idiot

by im an old idiot August 06, 2019

Old Anal

When two gay old people have wrinkly sexy ancient delicious anal sex

Luke) I haven’t tried tinder, you sure your Bob) Yes, I am a male 87 year old, just look at these wrinkles. My penis is also very wrinkly and my butthole I very worn out.
Luke) Well, let’s have gay sex.
Bob) Let’s have old anal!
Kylie) Three way old anal?
Luke) Why not!

by TheManFucker2269 June 12, 2019

old dave

A avid runner who only looks like an old man, has cankles, a hump back, Jells in his soles, and no to little hair.

I feel bad for old dave he had to retire after 8 years.

by big peeps October 23, 2003

old goaty

A mangey flea-bitten animal, one whose fur is matted and reaks of its own feces.

A person who dosn't take care of themself I.E. one who has poor personal groming, dosn't shower or brush their teeth.

Dude, your cat is lookin a little old goaty.

That old goaty look is really working for you, did you brush your teeth last week?

by madd marauder April 06, 2011

a old sally

Someone old whos name is sally

John: whos that
Bo: thats just a old sally

by "Takes deep breath" 👏🏻 Boi January 07, 2019

old sandwitch

An old sandwitch is a very funny and non-offensive term used to be rude but funny

Omg my teacher looks like an old sandwitch

Did you see that guy he looks like an old sandwitch

by Idksophia October 30, 2015

grumpy old man

GOM

Grumpy Old Man, like CIA director Johnnie Brennan! Someone dissed his "friend" invitation and he went GOM!! They thumbed down his Facebutt comment and he swore like a GOM!!

by rodger wilco October 27, 2015