ass sock

a sock removed from ones foot that is put under the water in a sink until moist, and then used to wipe ones ass.usualy in the woods or when there is no tp.

wife: john! what the hell i found this wet ass sock behind the toilet and it smells like shit!
husband: oh there was no tp left sorry i forgot to pick it up
wife: well i guess im just going to throw it away i guess you dont want to wear dirty socks and im not putting it in with the wash..
husband: no no ill wear it again

by william john March 6, 2008

ass-creep

An Ass-Creep is an ugly rat faced male with a cheese-like body odour. They look at other males asses and sometimes touches these asses, This persons penis is VERY small and yet they still feel the need to talk about it 24/7. This person will scare you to death and make you cry.

Oh no! Joe's coming! He's such an Ass-creep, Don't look at him or your eyes will bleed!

by Feather & Becky. June 15, 2009

pizza-ass

Used instead of or to replace the phrase "piece of ass"

What is you favorite pizza, pepperoni?

No.
Is it ham and pineapple?

No, it is pizza-ass!

I would like to take a bite out of that pizza-ass.

I could go for a slice of that pizza-ass.

by angrybitch1970 December 19, 2009

ass noodle

One who noodles asses. A common variation of turd snatching.

John likes to have his ass noodled while playing WoW.

by Nigga Nate, Big Thug, E. Hewrty & Love Bunny July 11, 2006

ass whoppin

to get ya ass whopped; gettin beat up

yo if u fuck with me you gonna catch an ass whoppin.

by Riah from Philly February 8, 2007

ass sandals

When you shove each individual foot up each of your side bitches asses and walk them down the street.

My ass sandals keep complaining about my other bitches. Imma just put my Jordans back on.

by Sasparilla Cumsquat February 11, 2015

ass-spelunkers

One man who enjoys hopping and leaping atop another man's ass for long periods of time.

Eat penguin shit, you ass-spelunkers.

by alerish March 2, 2003