by Kk_kkb July 12, 2022
Get the Take a chill pillmug. by BigThicBootyBusiness September 26, 2017
Get the Taking grandma to Applebeesmug. "Take gate" is a wordplay on "to take offense" (= take a fence), because offense sounds similar to "a fence".
by tenderjoe May 17, 2010
Get the take gatemug. Hym "You see how they lie? It seems like Christianity cannot continue to exist if Christians don't unapologetically lie with every breath they take. He says he's a grow ass man and he's not taking anybody's word on anything and then he tells Alex Jones that he's going to take his word on whatever he was saying in that episode. Hell. He doesn't think he should have to go there but he WILL condemn me to there for NOT lying. Right? They think they are God. That is the religion. God says don't lie. Tucker LIES ANYWAY. And we are supposed to sit here and pretend he's justified he's doing ANYTHING in the name of his religion. If he condemn ANYTHING it's because he's a Christian.... And then he LIES. Which isn't allowed. He (specifically) isn't allowed to do it."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
Get the Not taking anybody's word on anythingmug. Take care of your gun: What David Virgo says when someone tries to mess with him, meaning to take care of their ass (gand/gun in hindi)
When someone tried to start trouble with David, he just said, 'Take care of your gun,' meaning they better watch out and handle their own business
by Silversurfer789 January 12, 2025
Get the take care of your gunmug. by Crinklesnoop Hater January 26, 2025
Get the take my muffinmug. POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"
Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"
Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
Get the Asians taking a lie detector testmug.