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One Rubber Rampage

1. Git gud
2. Fuck a girl with a condom
3. Take the condom off turn it inside out and give it to one of your bros
4. Your bro fucks a girl with the condom
5. Your bro take the condom off and hangs it out to dry on a clothes line

6. You take the condom after its dried out and fuck a girl with it

7. Repeat steps 3-6 until the condom is broken
Devin and I went on a one rubber rampage while we where in Henley
by Doomguy26 June 14, 2018
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angry rubber

When a girl kissed another man just to piss you off and waste your time,an angry rubber is the feeling you get after realizing your ability then finding the truth of the matter.
"Like fuck I was to kill this angry rubber!" "Why did this bitch waste my time." "I guess i just have to move one."
by AllINeedAreJedi March 4, 2018
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Angry Rubber

When a girl you love kisses another man out of spite just to make you cry, piss you off, and waste your time. Usually out of some rash decision, but you feel the pain. Maybe it's to hurt you maybe it isn't, but she still does better than you afterward so you hate life. You have to just work harder with no motivation, rubber is a hard thing to destroy it makes you angry.
"Like fuck I hate this angry rubber." "Now all i am is a lonely angry rubber." "How did I ever waste so much time on being and lonely angry rubber."
by AllINeedAreJedi March 5, 2018
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Blowjob Roberts

The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.
As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
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Kaden Robert Register

When I go in the bathroom it smells like Kaden Robert Register
by Mlbtheshowplayer18 September 26, 2018
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Local rubber

When you’re at a bar drunk and your guy friend brings a random girl to the bar with him.
by Turtle1995 October 1, 2018
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tommy roberts

by MyDingaling420 October 2, 2018
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