scottish baked pie 

filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious

mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks

scottish baked pie by JellybeanStupido July 5, 2016

British Fruit Pie 

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.

Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great

Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!

British Fruit Pie by Jennifer Marquez June 28, 2016

Nostril Cream Pie 

A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.

Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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Nostril Cream Pie by Eskorpija May 21, 2016

boston cream pie 

a three way homosexual act involving at least one filthy irish guy who takes the cum of the first gentleman(often black) up his ass to have the 2nd one(often italian) eat it out of the irish guy's asshole

a black guy, and a filthy Irishman walk into an Italian restaurant and yelled "which one of you guinea bastards wants a boston cream pie for desert?", as he bent the irish guy over the bar and fucked him in the ass.

boston cream pie by BrafZachland May 13, 2016

Maple Syrup Flavor Pie 

Contains Protein,Vitamin A,Vitamin C,Iron,Pottasium

Mom,I Like Maple Syrup Flavor Pie Its Healthy!

Seriously?,Could someone eat this healthy.

Yes Mom.

Maple Syrup Flavor Pie by theseanisgool August 7, 2016

holiday cream pie 

When you cum in her asshole then shove a candy cane in right after.

"Hey bro it's Christmas time you should totally give her a holiday cream pie!"

holiday cream pie by Dysmeister69 December 4, 2016

downtown cherry pie 

When engaging in anal sex, the girl has her period, resulting in blood mixed with semen covering the bed. This is what is know as a Downtown Cherry Pie.

Luke: Oh shit, wtf is all this blood on the bed?
Eric: Jane had a Downtown Cherry Pie last night .
Luke: On my fucking bed!?

downtown cherry pie by Alongnight February 9, 2017