1. A catastrophic mishap of a construction project, where it seems like the builder had two left hands, a blindfold, and perhaps a mild aversion to straight lines.
2. A job so poorly done, it makes DIY disasters look like masterpieces.
2. A job so poorly done, it makes DIY disasters look like masterpieces.
"Did you see that crooked wall? Must've been a Jad Harb Job. I've seen straighter noodles in my soup!"
by Evil vanquisher October 14, 2023
Get the Jad Harb Jobmug. This position is used during intercourse it a 69 you just lick each other's bum holes (to spice it up you could also tojnge dart the bum hole )
Ross: sabrina would like to try something new ?
Sabrina : finally !!!!!
Ross : how about a rim job niner
Sabrina : finally !!!!!
Ross : how about a rim job niner
by Jovan fucking roux March 23, 2017
Get the rim job ninermug. a dead end job is a job where there’s no room for advancement or pay increase and where you aren’t treated with respect .
Teen: hey dad i found a new job and i love it
Dad: that job is a dead end job you can’t go anywhere with that go find a career .
Teen: ok dad i’ll go to trade school or work for law enforcement or maybe even become a firefighter .
Dad: that job is a dead end job you can’t go anywhere with that go find a career .
Teen: ok dad i’ll go to trade school or work for law enforcement or maybe even become a firefighter .
by Facts_speaker September 20, 2021
Get the dead end jobmug. When a woman, most likely with her name in gold around her neck and big hair, digs her long fake nails in to a mans ass while performing fellatio, leaving bloody nail marks.
"Dude, my ass has claw marks from hanging with my girl Snookie last night!"
"Let me see! Woah!!! She totally gave you a Jersey Nail Job!"
"Let me see! Woah!!! She totally gave you a Jersey Nail Job!"
by Cherry Hills July 22, 2014
Get the Jersey Nail Jobmug. by canyonexplorer August 5, 2010
Get the Canyon Rim Jobmug. A confrontation among three opponents arranged in a mutually entangled hand job scenario, with the result being similar to the concept of a Mexican standoff. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different from those for a hand job duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage. In a confrontation among three mutually hostile participants, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. Since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first.
Police arrived on the scene only to find the gunman locked in a Mexican hand job with two hostages. Foregoing a peaceful resolution, police ended the many-knuckled shuffle by shooting first.
by E-yo-ass April 30, 2014
Get the Mexican hand jobmug. Slang for chap stick or lip balm. Especially when applied frequently by loose women or men who are same-sex oriented.
by GreaseyLips November 22, 2013
Get the Blow Job Greasemug.