hot cheese

a metaphore used with ones atraction to another when attempting to be covert.

Damn yo, you see dat S***? dat was some fine ass hot cheese.

by hks85 August 20, 2006

Hot Dogging

Hot Dogging is when a man inserts his penis between the double chin of an overweight male or female.

"Your mums so fat i could Hot Dog her."

"I got caught Hot Dogging your mum last night."

by Anomala November 4, 2013

hot frank

A hot frank is when someone shits into a sock, preferably a stocking, and uses this as a weapon to attack others

Heb is in need of a hot franking
Cal copped a hot frank attack by team craaw

by Hot Franker January 16, 2008

Hot Pocket

When you put taco bell mild/hot sauce on your dick and fuck a girl. Her vag turns into a hot pocket.

Guy: "Surprise, bitch! Hot pocket!"

Girl: "FIRE IN MY VAG"

by Fratty Brah October 14, 2013

hot dog

a hot dog is when you are resting with a woman or a man and rest your penis between the butt cheeks of that person to keep the penis warm.
also a hot dog may be when the penis does not go into the vagina but mere slides across it and the vagina's lips are wrapped around the shaft of the penis.

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by mike nasty March 7, 2007

Hot Donut

Something or someone that is cool or desirable. Similar to the phrase "that's cool isn't it?"

Damn, check out that porsche.. it's hot donut!

by Frank a tank September 28, 2011

Hot Pork

Hot Pork (Electric Pork) is a slang word used to describe an embarassing sexual episode where a woman is strapped into a chair backwards, a curling iron is slipped into her vagina, then plugged in. The iron is savagely slipped in and out of her vagina while the perp is making sheep noises into the recipient's ear. As she begins to cry, the perp then proceeds to urinate on a bar of soap, jam it into her mouth and whip her in the face with a urine soaked towel.

Man: You've slept with my father for the last time! Now you get the Hot Pork!

Woman: OH NO!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOT AGAIN!!!

Man: Shut up bitch! Hot Pork...HA HA HA HA!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hot Pork!

Woman: WAH! WAH! WAH! WA-MMMPH! MMMPH!

Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))

Woman: MMMPH!

Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))

Man: Baaaa! Baaaaa! Baaaa!

by Honkey Monkey February 27, 2009