Double Fudge Bomb

When two people are squatting back to back, optionally locking arms, both taking a dump on someones face.

Some dumb idiot fell asleep at Jeff's party last night, so I dragged him out on the front lawn and gave him a double fudge bomb!

by m_steph55 September 25, 2010

dirty double discharge

Vomiting while pooping or pooping while vomiting.

While sipping back on a little too much of daddy's old scotch, you begin to feel nauseous as your previous meal catches up with you. Then, the real party begins. A mass explosion, with vomit exploding out the front and your feces exiting the rear. Thus, you have begun the ol' dirty double discharge.

by darble andrews November 21, 2010

awkward double take

the instance where two people make eye contact, look away, then look back at each other at the same time, making it very awkward for the two

I had an awkward double take with that chick across the room.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 15, 2009

Double-Star-Fucked

when you make a mistake when typing and do the little *correcty thing, and then you fuck up again, and have to do the correction with two **

aw fcuk
fukc*
FUCK**
"this is a Double-Star-Fucked statement"

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 28, 2009

double dill

This is a prank best employed on a friend that hates pickles. When said friend falls asleep you position yourself over them with your cock out and an open jar of pickles. Then proceed to hit them in the face with your cock hard enough to leave a pickle stamp then dump the entire jar of pickles on them.

The worst part of getting double dill'd is not the dick, rather its smelling like pickles.

by mabeuf February 17, 2006

double jacking

When you accidentally plug two banana plugs into the same hole. Other wise known as the mating ritual of the consenting adult banana jack.

Kirt was double jacking it this morning and messed up his equipment!

by Clive&Cleetus May 25, 2007

Double Trouble

An act of significant action, brought up, talked about, and performed in very little time by two individuals. Generally done at random.

"So we go to the mall, right? We meet up with some pals up there, and I noticed Matt and John are talkin', but I paid no mind- not my buisness. Next thing I know Gibz is driving us to the Tattoo Shop, and a half an hour later Matt and John got Prince Alberts!"

"So that's when I redefined Double Trouble."

by Random At March 20, 2008