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Two dicks

Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.
"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".

"Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...
by Bubba Zanetti February 7, 2020
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Twos Day

When you realize that 02/22/22 was in Tuesday.
by steammustachio February 24, 2022
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two column-ing

To use a two column format on a document, as opposed to a single column format.
She told her friend she was two column-ing the document.
by kaefnowls July 29, 2016
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two man

when a dude and a girl link up and he brings one of his mates and she brings one of her mates for him.
"yoo so yk how we r gonna meet on friday? imma bring one of my homegirls along do u got any cute mates for her so we could do a two man?"
"yeah ok bet i know a guy ill let him know now"
by englishgenius January 14, 2024
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two airpods, one case

A more modern version of, “two peas in a pod.” It’s when you and another individual(s) thinking/actions are so closely related that it’s uncanny.
We both wanted to get them a fruit basket for their birthday, we really are two airpods, one case!
by dona sweet November 7, 2021
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two sunflowers

Sunflowers commonly signify happiness and optimism. However, the association of the two sunflowers can be traced back to the eternal love one person has for their partner. Affection is often shown by giving two sunflowers to the person you want to live the rest of your life with. 🌻🌻.
There were two sunflowers in the bouquet my love gave me for our anniversary. What can it mean?
I am getting a matching tattoo of two sunflowers with my partner.
My beautiful boyfriend gave me two sunflowers.
by xobaba February 8, 2025
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The two-legged man

A sex position so simple even a virgin could master it!
Andrew’s pornstache is deceiving. He probably couldn’t even pull of the two-legged man.
by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021
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