Cream Pie

The pre- to early internet porn definition was a vaginal area with semen on it, usually in a still photo. That is it. Pie was slang for vagina at one time. Fur pie for example (back when women had pubic hair).
In this photo spread (page 9), Barbie get a cream pie…and we don’t mean banana, though boy does she has some coconuts. Schwing!
by Farfugneugen August 5, 2023
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the cream pie

Blank said to rkelly I just won 1 million dollars
Rkelly would say that’s the cream pie
by Rkellyblang October 29, 2017
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cream

you know why you searched this... im willing to bet your in school right now...
p1: "omg~ i just creamed!"
p2: "ayyooo??"
by tywnomolos9774 September 29, 2022
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Cream Pie

Is an ugly girl lies about how you rape her because you wouldn’t date her so you get lock up as a sex offender especially even underage girls. To give you the most heinous crime where even prisoners is the only crime they hate and kill you for it or rape you all the time for it. And then get killed.
This cream pie is going to the worst HELL possible.
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Under the Cream

When you are feeling incredibly terrible, especially relating to being hungover. Comes from cream rising to the top (i.e. feeling your best). If you are under the cream, you feel like a loser.
I drank 47 beers last night and puked everywhere, I'm definitely under the cream today.
by hawk8008 December 9, 2020
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crazy cream

“I had a time last night, she had that crazy cream man!”
by kittymuncher30000 January 16, 2023
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Creamed

Miss Teresa, Officer Smith, and Brenton.
They are creamed individuals.
by Ashjkggj April 24, 2019
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