The act of putting your cock inside of any frozen dessert and then your bitch giving your flavored cock some head.
Casey, "Yo Jordan, are you free this weekend?"
Jordan, "Yes I am. Why?"
Casey, "I'm finna do some ice cream cock if ya feel me."
Jordan, "Yes I am. Why?"
Casey, "I'm finna do some ice cream cock if ya feel me."
by essemg April 29, 2019
by LinxFoxx March 11, 2022
The curse of calamity; uttering the words "cream of mushroom" invokes a wrathful curse upon the world. Each time it is uttered, something bad happens to someone in the world.
Example 1
Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.
Example 2
Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.
The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.
Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.
Example 2
Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.
The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.
by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023
by Finger food November 12, 2020
When you have anal sex with your female partner and you ejaculate in her anus and pull it out. Then she squats on your chest and blows out cottage Ville cream cakes. My partner loves to tease a Cottageville cream cake
by Cottageville cream cake October 09, 2018
The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.
If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
by Debskelly1985 May 29, 2023