my future job

Prostitute.

Guy1: I want to be a prostitute
Guy2: my future job will be a prostitute

by Yeallow goyyy 😼❤❤❤💥💥💥 December 6, 2022

Canyon Rim Job

Dick in the throat, balls in the mouth, tongue licking your asshole.

I wouldn't marry anyone that can give a Canyon Rim Job, but damn I want to hook up with one.

by canyonexplorer August 5, 2010

Hitler Rim job

Using the ashes of their deceased Jewish relative, one can experience a Hitler rim job by sprinkling the ashes over their significant other's anus and use it as lubricant for the best anal holocaust of their life.

Guy Fieri heads to flavor town as he gives his wife the best Hitler rim job one can imagine by using only the best of Jewish ashes. Anne Frank's

by Thatveganteacher October 23, 2020

Jad Harb Job

1. A catastrophic mishap of a construction project, where it seems like the builder had two left hands, a blindfold, and perhaps a mild aversion to straight lines.
2. A job so poorly done, it makes DIY disasters look like masterpieces.

"Did you see that crooked wall? Must've been a Jad Harb Job. I've seen straighter noodles in my soup!"

by Evil vanquisher October 14, 2023

rim job niner

This position is used during intercourse it a 69 you just lick each other's bum holes (to spice it up you could also tojnge dart the bum hole )

Ross: sabrina would like to try something new ?
Sabrina : finally !!!!!
Ross : how about a rim job niner

by Jovan fucking roux March 23, 2017

Mexican hand job

A confrontation among three opponents arranged in a mutually entangled hand job scenario, with the result being similar to the concept of a Mexican standoff. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different from those for a hand job duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage. In a confrontation among three mutually hostile participants, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. Since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first.

Police arrived on the scene only to find the gunman locked in a Mexican hand job with two hostages. Foregoing a peaceful resolution, police ended the many-knuckled shuffle by shooting first.

by E-yo-ass April 30, 2014

Blow Job Grease

Slang for chap stick or lip balm. Especially when applied frequently by loose women or men who are same-sex oriented.

Look at Ted slathering on that blow job grease!

by GreaseyLips November 22, 2013