friend-in-law

A friend of a friend (like on facebook) that's not actually friends with you but you have to hang around with them anyway.

"Do we have have Dave here, he's a massive twat"
"Yes we do! He's your friend-in-law now"

by Felix da Pope October 3, 2011

japanese friends

euphemism for a woman's breasts. i can't really explain where it comes from without sounding kinda racist.
see also females (a more formal variant)

i already told you, i can't explain. work it out.

by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 6, 2004

Benifit Friends

A close friend who you do ever sexual with; kissing, fingering, ect

fucking friend of benifit friends

by Ryann! rawrz lol do da do January 31, 2010

Girl Friend

Whinny,crazy,obessive females. Your better off with a puppy!

Dani! (ME!)

by homeslice February 28, 2004

friend of bob

A person who insists on getting his educational assistance from BOB (Back of Book).

Bob is not friendly to me or my invisible companions at all!

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

gay friend

guy who likes a girl but girl is only interested in being friends

she told you about someone else she slammed? you got shikked

by Ashley August 16, 2004

phantom friend

You are doing a girl from behind while she is facing a window. You pull out and your friend resumes for you while the girl still thinks its you. You then walk outside, and wave to the girl through the window, therefore telling the girl that it is no longer you fucking her.

Yo bitch you wanna come over and pull the phantom friend on my girl.

by Slick Rick February 16, 2005