penis paper

A type of paper made from peni harvested from cadavers. Commonly used in books written by members of the illuminati. The most famous book ever to use penis paper was "Alex Wenz likes penis and had no swag."

Penis paper illuminati

by Alex_w.<3 8===> November 11, 2013

Penis ramming

Forcibly sharing a secret with an unwilling person.

Ugh Jenny is such a drag, she's always penis ramming me at parties with her Amsterdam secrets.

by 'Sodge November 22, 2013

Penis roulette

When a person wears a blindfold and takes whichever penis come thier way

Mary played penis roulette at the party last night. She landed on black.

by Gypo69 February 12, 2015

penis muchies

When a women is hungry for the PENIS!!!

Girl I was at the strip club last night and girl all I could think of was the penis muchies

by Weird reptile August 11, 2015

loose penis

when one's penis has a small shaft

you have a loose penis matt

by ronchacolucha September 30, 2015

Penis Pillow

A wade of toilet paper used to keep your penis off of the toilet seat.

"I had to use a nasty toilet to take a shit and didn't want my penis in the water or resting on the seat; so I gave my dick a Penis Pillow."

by AlaricGoof October 10, 2015

Penis Ninja

An assassin who uses stealth and guile to assassinate a penis, often causing death to the owner of that penis. Scissors, knives, razors, and fire are typical weapons of a penis ninja. An historical example of a penis ninja would be the woman who killed Genghis Khan by slicing off his royal penis. Lorena Bobbitt is a more modern penis ninja of note, although her intended target managed to survive and was reunited with it's body.

I found out Jasmine carries a tanto knife in her purse. I hope she's not a penis ninja.

by Flavius Schmoesephus December 12, 2016