Salisbury Top Hat

Like a Blumpkin, but instead it’s eating a girl out while she takes a shit.
“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”

“What is that?”

“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”

“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
by Salisbury lover June 30, 2019
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Top Shotter

A label that is often self-proclaimed, but rarely justified. It refers to that one dweeb in the group who thinks he can handle the most alcohol. The Top Shotter rarely lives up to his bold claims. When faced with a serious drinking challenge amongst real men, the Top Shotter can be found face down in the nearest gutter with his liver trying to escape out of rectum.
Top Shotter: "Come on lads, everyone knows I'm the Top Shotter"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"

Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"
by Witney Kru December 25, 2020
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Top L

A person who is so unsuccessful that even an average Joe outdoes a Top L. A person who is capable of nothing in all realms of life
Jim: I heard Jessica rejected Matt yesterday.
Tim: Yeah, he's an absolute Top L
by Dashofliquor November 22, 2022
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Top down

When doing group meetings, classes or presentations online and clear off all the junk from table level and pile it on the floor so it is not seen. People that don’t normally work from home have to scramble to do this after a colleague lets them know how bad the pile of dishes, clothes, clutter...looks in the background.
Online classes are such a pain. My bff told me I have to do a top down and put everything on the floor so I don’t look like a slob.
by The Original Tankboy March 27, 2020
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Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
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Top dog

Leader, especially in a prison where the top boy is called a Top dog.
Can't be selling drugs in prison without going through the Top dog.
by Loverditgdi December 30, 2019
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top dog

Either you're one of those who tend to mispronounce "ToppDogg" (Don't worry, many people do) or you were talking about their song.
"Top Dog is so underrated!"
"You mean ToppDogg?"
"No I meant their song, but ToppDogg is too."
by B-Joo's Purple Hair December 26, 2016
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