Filth Merchant

Lady of dubious looks and morals. Often found frequenting Walkabout in Bristol circa 2000-2006. Many of which go on to get ploughed that evening.

Those two filth merchants better turn up to the hotel organised cocktail making tomorrow. They'll get something in their drink they didn't bargain for.

by AthleteIntelectualLover September 20, 2022

certificate merchant

A person who has no real skills in what they claim, but holds a certificate as "proof" of their expertise.

The programmer we hired is a total certificate merchant: he has an AWS Associates certificate but he has never touched AWS in his life. He's currently studying for Google one too.

by burgundyyyy October 15, 2022

Wanker Marching

Wanker Marching is when you march but your moving your right arm with right leg and left leg with your left arm. this activity is well known with Army Cadets.

"Look at those army cadets they are Wanker Marching!"

by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 October 18, 2022

The marchev special

When you are crossing the street and a 2 meters 200kg 60 year old giant of a man pins you to a wall and crushes all 206 bones of your body.This is most likely marchev doing that

No way i got pinned.this is the marchev special
this guy is trolling.he is only doing the marchev special

by marchev is mangal October 24, 2022

Manly March

For the entire month of March, Men can do whatever they want to women (excluding sexual stuff, domestic abuse, etc.) and the women can't refuse

Jeez, Racheal. It's Manly March
I wonder what they're gonna do to us

by Undermen November 1, 2022

ceebs merchant

A ceebs merchant is one who does not attend happs despite having nothing better to do for the simple reason of not being bothered.

Person 1: "Yo is Mike coming to the party?"

Person 2: "Nah, don't you know? Mike is a ceebs merchant."

by z4//////1 December 5, 2022

Gianluca Marchetti

It is usually used when a person is really good at football.

look at that guy! He is like Gianluca Marchetti!

by siamoiii December 20, 2022