co-great-great-grandnibling-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandnibling's spouse.

My co-great-great-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Bromander's Law

As an online discussion grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability of an Among Us joke increases.

First it was Godwin's Law. Thanks to Marcus Bromander, Co-Founder of Innersloth, now we have Bromander's Law

by none found here October 4, 2021

COD's Law

What can go wrong in Call of Duty will go wrong but worse. It's like getting fisted by a giant black arm dildo.

I shot that guy 3 times in the gulag but COD's Law took effect and I didn't get 1 hit marker and he killed me with 1 bullet

by David Mark July 8, 2020

Shipleys Law

The Law that states that attention is infinite.

"you can never give me TOO MUCH attention, do you not remember Shipleys Law?"

by gosgal July 19, 2017

co-great-great-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandnephew's wife.

My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Fivehead's Law

Similar to Goodwin's law
A term that originated on Signal. Fivehead's law, short for Fivehead's law of gun posts, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of Brian bringing up guns approaches 1.

Fivehead's Law
Random dude: "Cornell has a swimming course that is mandatory for all students."

Brian: "Why don't they teach something more useful like shooting guns?

by Fivehead's Law May 18, 2022

Sodays Law

is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability the losing party will refer to other party as Trumper, Trumpanzee, or any other version they come up with for Trump.

This guy on the internet was trolling me hard with facts and critical thinking so I just called Sodays Lawed him by calling him a Trumper, and won the discussion.

by Baggyhombus594 May 14, 2022