Pen Jacked

When sitting in class and someone just steals your pen/pencil when you are not looking.

"Dude you just pen jacked me!"

by Forlex Ravenholdt July 29, 2012

Mom-jacked

When you post a status and your (or your friend's) mom adds a comment that completely hijacks the status to the point where the topic has changed.

You - "OMG, I totally had the worst day! I fell and broke my leg!"
Mom - "Hey, since you're home, would you please record Dancing With The Stars for me tonight?"
Everyone else - "OMG, I hope Derek Hough wins that Mirror Ball trophy!"
You - "Thanks, mom. You just mom-jacked my pain."

by smc1991 December 16, 2014

jack dogging

reference to a british fad called ("dogging" UK). Jack dogging is when a group of men stand looking into a car while the ocupants engage in Sexual activities ("dogging" UK).

Look those guys are jack dogging that car.

by hypernet2000 October 20, 2017

Jack Deahler

The classic Tequila and soda, absolutely ungarnished. Rhyming slang.

“Jack Deahler, no bullshit please”

“Don’t know what..something easy. Tequila?”

by M89ER May 1, 2021

Jack Burns

“I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now i realize it’s a fucking comedy.”

Jack? Jack Burns? No, i'm an IDEA

by gaypussyjuice.gov December 15, 2019

Snack and Jack

When you get to work and all there is for you to do is, snack on food and jack off.

I just plan to snack and jack today.

by Themopshot August 22, 2018

Jack Ma

A two person joke wherein participant A poses the question “Do you know who Jack Ma is?” to participant B. If participant B replies with “No, who is Jack Ma?” then Participant A ultimately concludes the joke with the sexual pun “Jack ma balls off” (itself a comedic phrase intended to sound like “Jack my balls off” but which includes the original individual in question named Jack Ma).

Dave: Yo have you ever heard of Jack Ma?
William: Who’s Jack Ma?
Dave: Jack Ma balls off!
William: oh dude you totally got me I did not see that coming.

by Jung Mook March 7, 2021