Jack-Holdsworth

When a guy is about to finish jacking off and a female gets in the way by either walking in or interrupting, but instead of leaving in an embarrassed way, she comes over and holds his dick aggressively.

SJAC: So you had some fun time home alone last night?
Zak: Oh mate the girl from next door came in while I was at it, and it was a bit of a Jack-Holdsworth situation :(

by SJAC August 18, 2017

Juice Jacking

When a female steals a used condom after having sex, with the sole purpose of insemination.

Drake: man that girl screamed when she tried juice jacking me but didn't realize I poured hot sauce in there.

by m3rc10us January 31, 2022

jack woods

sick cunt. gets all the bitches

Jack woods got all the bitches wet

by yessir.com.epic September 14, 2020

Snack and Jack

When you get to work and all there is for you to do is, snack on food and jack off.

I just plan to snack and jack today.

by Themopshot August 22, 2018

Jack Deahler

The classic Tequila and soda, absolutely ungarnished. Rhyming slang.

“Jack Deahler, no bullshit please”

“Don’t know what..something easy. Tequila?”

by M89ER May 1, 2021

jack dogging

reference to a british fad called ("dogging" UK). Jack dogging is when a group of men stand looking into a car while the ocupants engage in Sexual activities ("dogging" UK).

Look those guys are jack dogging that car.

by hypernet2000 October 20, 2017

Mom-jacked

When you post a status and your (or your friend's) mom adds a comment that completely hijacks the status to the point where the topic has changed.

You - "OMG, I totally had the worst day! I fell and broke my leg!"
Mom - "Hey, since you're home, would you please record Dancing With The Stars for me tonight?"
Everyone else - "OMG, I hope Derek Hough wins that Mirror Ball trophy!"
You - "Thanks, mom. You just mom-jacked my pain."

by smc1991 December 16, 2014