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Jesus H. Christ

"I am God."
- Jesus H. Christ
by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t February 26, 2025
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Jesus

I'm not COMPARING myself to Jesus. I figured out WHY Jesus. This is just what you do to people.
Hym "Amd you don't want me to submit to Jesus. You want me to submit to you by proxy. Jesus isn't here and even if he came back today I wouldn't submit to him. AND! AND... If he is real... He can't even do anything about it because I'm immortal."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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Jesus christ

a person who never existed, probably made up for fame.
That guy said he owns urban dictionary!

I bet 5 bucks he’s a Jesus Christ.
by THARSHEBLOES March 12, 2025
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Jesus

Dude: who's Jesus?
Jesus: the king of kings
by Nivi. March 17, 2025
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JESUS

A person who is incredibly nice and kind in many ways, often associated with God or Jesus Christ. This person is likely to be successful and far from boring. They always know how to keep people engaged and are known by a lot of people. They carry themselves with royalty and dignity, showing warmth and wisdom in everything they do.
“Man, that guy is so Jesus-like—he’s always helping people and spreading positivity wherever he goes.”
by ITellISayTheTruth March 23, 2025
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