Dumpster Fire

American Politics

The United States government is a dumpster fire.

by BurntToast7 December 3, 2020

cough shots fired

what you call in when someone starts coughing and cant breath

theres so much bat shit flu in that groceries store i dont wanna go in. i wanna call in cough shots fired instead.

by Cody5050 December 9, 2020

That's Fire!!!

Many people (especially ages 9-16) use the expression "That's Fire!" a lot. What they usually mean by that is something is so awesome that it is like fire. Or, rather, something is so cool that it is on fire (figuratively). So, to sum it all up, the phrase "That's Fire," is used for awesome things.

Ben: I made a story! Guess what the main character's name is?
Larry: What?
Ben: Bob!
Larry: Wow! That's FIRE!!!, bro!!!
Ben: Yeah. Guess what he does in the book?
Larry: What?
Ben: He eats DINO NUGGETS!!!
Larry: Bro, that's SUS!!!

by Sus... December 20, 2020

Chimney fire

When anal intercourse is attempted, but those on the receiving end experience excruciating burning pain due to their sphincter not being prepared when the penis enters. - this can cause instant tears and screaming in agony.

He tried to put it in my ass, but gave me a chimney fire.

by PhuzzyWuzzy December 22, 2020

You're fired

You're fired. You can't fire me I quit. You can't quit I quit. You can't quit you're a frog. You can't frog me you're my wife . I'm not you're wife you're MY wife! Hey honey how was work? Pretty good but I quit my job. You can't quit you're job, you're fired! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Guy 1: Have you seen asdfmovie 12?
Guy2: It's full of dead memes from 2010.
Guy1: Yeah true.

Boss: You're fired!

by Skeletonbones November 10, 2020

pants fire

Bumping uglies with your britches on for an extended period of time. Dry humping.

I’ve got blue balls because all we did was set a pants fire on her couch.

by LtDangle069 November 10, 2020

YOU'RE FIRED

"You're fired!" is a comedic line from the popular children show "Regular Show."

This line is mostly said by Benson Dunwoody who's a park manager who makes sure everyone gets their job done correctly but the characters Mordecai and Rigby always cause destruction .
This line shows frustration and anger when his workers "Mordecai and Rigby" screw up at a simple job like setting up the chairs
The punchline is that they never actually get fired.

Mordecai: aw come, bro
Benson: I am not your bro! NOW CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR "YOU'RE FIRED"

by GregBuisha November 11, 2020