Dead grandma

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.

by Hahaha bad February 8, 2022

Well fuck me dead

an Australian way of expressing surprise

spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf

by raybeez February 11, 2022

Dead Gillespie

(Pronounced Jillespie) When your boyfriend can't take criticism because he mispronounces a word and you correct him.

"My boyfriend sucks at reading, he's always mispronouncing words and when i correct him he gets shitty, he's a Dead Gillespie"

by CharlesPoo February 12, 2022

just some dead guy

A line used to make it look like you weren't trying to troll someone with "Joe Mama" or a similar phrase.

Person A: I decided to dress up as Axol for Halloween.
Person B: Axol your nuts off?
Person A: No, just some dead guy.

by ChameleonDragon February 13, 2022

dead

Someone who is gone, what else did you expect from the definition of dead?

"Bro that guy just got shot in the fucking head."

"Yeah he's super dead."

by Shushungman April 5, 2022

dead place

a place without joshua kendrew!

person 1: wow this is a dead place
person 3: yeah, i wish joshua kendew was here
person 6: oh yeah, hes soo hot

by grezthegreat April 6, 2022

dead week

the week after the actual dead week (full of end of chapter tests and projects) because you were too busy and occupied to feel dead

The exams during dead week aren't as deadly as all the stress that had accumulated but not relieved from the past week.

by indecisive pseudonym April 8, 2022