Cock-monkey

1. (insult) Somebody who would rather take a meat injection up the shitter than stand up for himself or others.

2. (insult) Somebody who loves taking cock up the back passage more than anything else on earth.

3. (insult) Generally a bit of a tit.

"Hey there goes that fucking 'cock-monkey' Johnny, Let's douse him in oil and set fire to him!

"I hate Harold, he's such a cock-monkey."

by soulspinner July 15, 2006

cut cock

A circumcized penis, one who's business has been surgically "touched" and/or altered. LOL

He shoved his cut cock in my face.

by toekneee January 4, 2012

Cock whore

Someone who loves cock.

"you cock whore"

by Jerad October 8, 2003

Fruit Cock

That annoying group of kids at your school that act like smart asses and always get good grades. Most of the time correct everything you say, and, or, are afraid of fighting. Basically, an EXTREME know-it-all or geek.

"Technically, that is not correct."

"My ass, you fruit cock."

by xxsmile4me May 27, 2009

cock bow

Playing (as with an air guitar) of the inside of the thigh with one leg extended. Used to express joy and enthusiasm when no appropriate words can be found.

G money played the shit out of his cock bow last night after announcing he was the plow KING!!

by fej with one f January 10, 2009

cock museum

Someone that usually houses cock in their ass.

I'm sure that you are a cock Museum.

by Mike December 31, 2003

Kilt Cock

When ya cock hangs out the bottom of your kilt.

Josli: Brenda look over there terrys got a kilt cock!

Brenda: My god its huge!

by KrRnWi October 1, 2008