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BONER

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Bobcat Boner

The sensation you get in your pants when operating a Bobcat.
Jason is operating the bobcat moving dirt. He must have a Bobcat boner.
by Miller Perry November 17, 2023
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boner

when your weiner gets hard as fucking diamonds, thus causing you to die an absolutely abysmal death if your sausage slammer is big enough. its also feasible that boners can give you brain damage by slapping you in the face, again, if your penile is big enough.
farticus gets a boner whenever a midget enters the room.
by BeefBoyBalling478 November 3, 2021
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Boner

I get a boner each time my homes show me their balls God they diks is huge
by WELCOMETOTHEBONERZONER March 23, 2022
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6th dimensional boner

when she makes you so horny your boner gets sent to the 6th dimension
she was so hot she gave me a 6th dimensional boner bro like!
by heep hop skippy stop June 22, 2019
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Demon Boner

What a demon gets when they make you angry, upset, sad, make you look or feel stupid etc… don’t engage them, ignore, ignore, ignore unless you are into getting dudes off…
He’s weak, get him!!!! Oh yeah, look at him squirm! Here’s where they begin to swarm like vultures or pirañas with boners. Power Rangers version; Demon Boners unite and they form into a Mega Demon Boner
by MValentine69 April 2, 2022
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Ball juggling boner

The act of sexual desire to the ball region, leaving the man with a hard on.
"hey you want a ball juggling boner experience, I'm the best in town."
by Assfucker123 December 4, 2016
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