A guy whose only purpose is to simp. He will simp, for ANYONE - he would even simp for a 60 year old history teacher whose dick sags to the floor. He acts like he gets the ladies but even the neighbourhood mole rats wouldn't suck on his dick.
by PetraCumtoes September 14, 2020
Ryan is the sexiest man in the world and he has powers to win everything he ever wants include girls named Kelly who actually want him so bad but they will never admit it because they play hard to get. He is also very talented with his willy and will destroy anything that he touches with it! At the end of the day you just can’t resist him otherwise he will hunt you down and kill you it’s that simple!
Ryan was so romantic last night he even picked my nose for me cause I had grease on my fingers from eating TPJ’s.
by Properwetlemon1234 October 31, 2018
Ryan. A cool funny dude who always makes people laugh! Super tall and blonde and is really good at soccer. His friends thinks he's funny and his bestfriend Morgan loves him!
by poohs May 10, 2019
by Ima floofy cat September 13, 2022
Ryan will always be a Ryan, Ryans are very funny and kind. The wild habitat of a Ryan is a place with friends. Ryans also like to read about their own name right Ryan????? Yea Im talking to you. Ryan also doesn't care about his life. He will do just about anything for nothing but death cause why not. A really popular saying is Pulling A Ryan. It's definition is doing something that could result in death.
by Totally_Not_A_Ryan May 24, 2022
Ryan Is a girl who is amazing and needs to know even when she is going through something tough she is a fighter. She is someone people look up to mentally but look down to physically because she is short.
by RussellWallace July 07, 2019