Ass Hobbit

1.Similar to the Ass Gnome. An ass hobbit is a fat midget born of a persons anus and normally has large amounts of anal moustache. Though slightly larger than ass gnomes the two are easily confused mainly because they have very similar appearance, indeed most of the time they both normally have toffee bracelets too.

2. May be used to insult a gay dwarf.

"Dude is that an ass gnome or an ass hobbit?"
"You should know, haven't you given birth to an ass gnome?"

or

"fo shizzle ass hobbit, haven't you got some rectums to invade?"

by DanteRhodesWatts February 21, 2009

pizza-ass

Used instead of or to replace the phrase "piece of ass"

What is you favorite pizza, pepperoni?

No.
Is it ham and pineapple?

No, it is pizza-ass!

I would like to take a bite out of that pizza-ass.

I could go for a slice of that pizza-ass.

by angrybitch1970 December 19, 2009

ass noodle

One who noodles asses. A common variation of turd snatching.

John likes to have his ass noodled while playing WoW.

by Nigga Nate, Big Thug, E. Hewrty & Love Bunny July 11, 2006

hammered ass

Less than acceptable, unattractive. Unsatisfactory.

That broad's face looks like hammered ass.
The casserole you made tastes like hammered ass

by Zorgo September 12, 2005

ass whoppin

to get ya ass whopped; gettin beat up

yo if u fuck with me you gonna catch an ass whoppin.

by Riah from Philly February 8, 2007

ass sandals

When you shove each individual foot up each of your side bitches asses and walk them down the street.

My ass sandals keep complaining about my other bitches. Imma just put my Jordans back on.

by Sasparilla Cumsquat February 11, 2015

ass tax

Slang for getting a little. Usually used in boasting form amongst friends.

"You tapped that yet?"
"Naw, but I am going to levy an ass tax on her tonight."

I am going to levy an ass tax on that hottie in the corner.

by WillC23 February 20, 2004