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Muffin Top

When a girl scrunches her stomach fat together (muffin top) like a taco and jacks you off with it.
“Damn, I got great muffin top last night by this BBW, dude it was so hot
by Stankman February 24, 2020
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top my johnson

by just smoove October 24, 2020
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Top yourself

Mark Renton : And once the pain goes away, that's when the real battle starts. Depression, boredom... You feel so fucking low, you want to fucking top yourself.
by Klepes June 12, 2023
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Top waffle

If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense
Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!
by Nwyk October 7, 2023
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crop top

by monke drip boi October 4, 2022
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Top G

A lonely, misunderstood individual who acts like they're the most important thing ever, pretends they know and is liked by everyone, has well-below average IQ, and often wants to maintain dominance in most situations. They will also attempt anything in order to remain relevant and feel important. However, their presence is often unwanted by most people.
Look out, Top G has arrived...
by Dansk35 March 10, 2025
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top

mori !!
mori is the most toppiest top ever!
by morimorimorimori June 16, 2023
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