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Urban Dictionary Name 

A bunch of definitions of names of ordinary people. Definitions of urban dictionary names are often putting the person's name in a good light, by saying stuff like "an amazing person to be around" or "wonderful in every way possible". Go ahead and search up one urban dictionary name, or just one random real life person name, like Amy, or George. Go on, see how they're literally all the fucking same.
Urban Dictionary Name doesn't need to be used in a sentence, but here's one anyways:
A random (probably 12 or 11 year old) Urban Dictionary user posts a name of a random person, probably themselves, with a definition of the perfect person.
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Urban dictionary writer 

A pissed-off 40 years old loser that writes bad definitions about things nobody cares in Urban Dictionary. They criticize people for their own lack of better skills, other than being spiteful and self-centered.
Second and third definitions of Britney Spears.

The urban dictionary writer may also be the text editor the writers use, but that's a different story.

Urban Dictionary Blues 

The sad feeling that occurs when your slang gets rejected.
He got the Urban Dictionary Blues.

urban dictionary sex position 

A cursed or odd sex position that can only be found in the depths of Urban Dictionary
“We should try out the charmander

Ughh, an Urban dictionary sex position?”

Urban Dictionary virgin 

A person who frequently goes on UD to read definitions but has never actually written a def himself
Max wanted to lose his urban dictionary virginity after reading all of those hilarious definitions

Urban Dictionary User 

People who go to urban dictionary in order to add their name and compliment themselves. Usually have awful grammar and probably in highschool.
I'm an urban dictionary user so I like to go to urban dictionary and talk about how much I drink and how awesome I am because I have low self-esteem and want to pretend there's an audience of anonymous people who give a shit about me. Also sometimes write about people I like because I'm too shy to talk to them.

Seriously, go to vote here and you'll see a thousand of these.
Urban Dictionary User by kr1sp December 16, 2016

Urban Dictionary flush 

When a definition you've submitted to Urban Dictionary is reviewed and accepted within the hour you submit it.
I submitted a definition to Urban Dictionary today and just 45 minutes later I got an e-mail to say that it had been accepted. Urban Dictionary flush or what?!