Skip to main content

teach an old dog new tricks

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.
you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.
by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016
mugGet the teach an old dog new tricks mug.

Creepy Old European Men

Purveyors and widely known enthusiasts of Banana Hammocks and Grape Smugglers.
Dude. Checkout all those baller-ass creepy old european men with all those hot chicks, brohaim!

Banana Hammock
Grape Smuggler
by Zeke303 May 24, 2016
mugGet the Creepy Old European Men mug.

Old 96er

Sex position involving two dudes in a standing position. One man gets behind and wraps his legs around his partners neck, while facing towards him upside down (ass to face). While his partner has his dick tucked between his legs and gets sucked off while getting choked at the same time by the sucker's legs. This only works if the guy tucking has a long enough member to extend behind a considerable distance while it's tucked.
Me and this dude were doing the old 96er and he accidentally shit on my chin trying to let a fart out.
by Less than satisfactory D July 30, 2022
mugGet the Old 96er mug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Kanye "Ya Ni Sabao" Years-Old Of West End: The Only Juvenile To Be Releasesed...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
mugGet the Kanye "Ya Ni Sabao" Years-Old Of West End: The Only Juvenile To Be Releasesed... mug.

Old Spicy Sugar Daddy

by Chase4582 October 14, 2019
mugGet the Old Spicy Sugar Daddy mug.

Old Man Yaoi

Old Man Yaoi is a specific brand of Yaoi- Japanese gay erotic/romantic manga, in which the two characters in love are old. More often people use the term to describe fiction relationships containing old men that are from other types of media.
Person 1: "What are you reading?"
Person 2: "Oh, it's Hilson Mpreg Fanfiction. They're my favorite Old Man Yaoi."
by yaoiyurisnorterguuuuulp January 3, 2025
mugGet the Old Man Yaoi mug.

sexy old man

Sophie thinks her english teacher is a sexy old man
by gregglygreggjeffleygreg November 10, 2022
mugGet the sexy old man mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email