New York Yankees

1. Everything that is wrong with Major League Baseball. Their owner, George Steinbrenner is a greedy bastard who buys at least 3 players every offseason

2. The reason Major League Baseball needs a salary cap.

3. Their season is considered a "bust" if they don't win the World Series.

The New York Yankees are the gayest team ever!

by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004

New York Yankees

1.The #1 team in baseball that attracts "bandwaggon fans" but in reality attracts "bandwaggon haters" because they are mislead by every other team who have been owned at one point by the Yankees.

2.The Boston Red Sox #1 rival. Sox fans hate the Yankees with the passions of hell because they were indeed owned multiple times by the Yankees.

3.The evil Empire. Destroyer of baseball. Over-paid egotistic idiots (expression commonly used by Boston fans, the 2nd most paid team in baseball). The Yankees do manage however to sell-out game tickets wherever they go and put butts on stadium seats. The irony.

1. Baseball fan: Do you watch baseball?
Guy: No.
Baseball fan: If you could pick a baseball team you
didn't like though, who would it be?
Guy: Hmmm...Probably the New York Yankees.
Baseball fan: Typical...

2. Boston fans: We were cursed I tell you! CURSED!!
Yankee fan: No, you sucked for 86 years. GET OVER IT!

3. Boston fan: Those damn Yankees buy everything. Baseball's
not fun anymore.
Guy: So you going to the game?
Boston fan: Of course, the Yankees are playing at Fenway.
Those are the best games!

by BuckFoston a.k.a Lady Yankee September 14, 2008

Good News Bible

Just like the regular Bible, except Jesus saves a bunch of money on his car insurance.

The Good News Bible, the only Bible that mentions a gecko.

by Brian Minch April 2, 2006

New York Knicks

The only undefeated team in 2006....ok, so it may not last long. They have beaten some top teams like the Mavericks and Cavaliers. It's only a matter of time. Larry Brown will bring them to the promise land...ok, maybe just the playoff. I love the knicks even if they are bad ((hard to watch w/o screaming, but watched nonetheless), and especially when they are good.

Man, the New York Knicks might make the playoff. They're thus far undefeated in 2006. The 3 rookies, Channing Frye, Nate R., and David Lee rocks! Go Knicks!!!!

by Channing Frye Rule January 12, 2006

New Jersey Turnpike

A system for moving as many people through New Jersey as fast as possible. Separates into Eastern and Western spurs to and from NYC, going to the Lincoln Tunnel and GW Bridge. Serves as I-95 until it passes South of Philly, continues through the Southern tip of the state. Compare to the Garden State Parkway, a system for bringing as many people to as many different places as possible.

New Jersey Turnpike, huh? What exit? Bwah hah hah hah gets shot in the face

by magnalbatross October 17, 2006

New York City

Synonyms for New York City:
1.) Big Apple
2.) Big Easy
3.) City That NEVER Sleeps
4.) Grand Central City
5.) New York City
6.) GaNgStA CaPiTaL
7.) City Of Crazy Ass Cabbies
8.) Home of the GREATEST Police (NYPD)
9.) BEST DAMN CITY PERIOD! .

Also see NYC,New York,Big Apple

Guy from L.A. : HeY DeRe ESSE!
New Yorker: *BOOM*
* LOUD THUD, followed by the 5-0 *

by Gary Brar.NYC December 4, 2004

New Orleans Aints

A term coined by New Orleans sports commentator Buddy Diliberto during the 1980-81 season, when the Saints went 1-15.

The New Orleans Aints gave us the whole paper bag over the head thing.

by StoogeWatcher January 13, 2011