top of the mornin' to ya, laddies

This is what the once-relatively-very-popular Let's Play Youtuber, "jacksepticeye" says at the start of his YouTube videos on Youtube.com (owned by Google (owned by Alphabet Inc.))

jacksepticeye: Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and today we'll be watching furry hentai
other person: ...

by Hunterry April 23, 2022

Jimin’s Top Lip

Something that does not exist.

Jimin’s top lip is covered with concealer to appear nonexistent.

Army: Did you know Jungkook has a pet fish?
Other Army: That fish is as real as Jimin’s top lip.

by taehyung’s dog January 07, 2021

fukkit top

an instrument used for smoking marijuana,
the head of the pipe, bong, water fall.

pass me the fukkit top

by marc henderson August 14, 2008

irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.

Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!

by billdur79 August 20, 2023

Brain and top

Head

Have you ever given brain and top?

by Whimperaudz July 15, 2023

trans top

A transgender man who still has their penis and likes/prefers to use it to penetrate their partner during sex.

Toni (a trans top man) topped me last night when we had sex.

by XandYchromosomes February 03, 2023

top-player

someone that can't be stopped. Untamable beast.

look up pottah
look up beasting

that nigga is a top-player

by Big bizzle May 01, 2003