A Hockey Stick Gift is a gift given another that is really a present that the giver wants for him/herself.... typically given to another family member. Not unlike a "Chipmunck Gift," but one that is really coveted by the giver.
"Bobby gave Mom a Hockey Stick Gift for the holidays.... he gave her that train set he's been wanting all year..."
by puttycake December 17, 2009
Get the Hockey Stick Giftmug. When things are going so bad that everything you do just gets progressively worse. You get the short end of the stick on every task throughout the day.
by Patricia LaSalliane November 26, 2010
Get the Cosmic Short Stickmug. A piece of wood, typically a baseball bat or similar with glass shards twisted into it. Possibly with other materials such as nails.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the Glass shard stickmug. The employee at a super market who is hired strictly for stocking fish sticks. This person is usually a 15 year old boy with pale skin, glasses, and red curly hair.
by SGWalnut July 9, 2010
Get the Fish Stick Wranglermug. A pice of shit on a stick
by aleigh7532 February 16, 2017
Get the boo boo stickmug. by niggerasfuck May 16, 2009
Get the Brazilian pixy stickmug. SPGLink unsheathed the legendary Big Pointy Stick, and vanquished the evil pastry to the air conditioner from wence it came.
by SPGLink February 23, 2003
Get the Big Pointy Stickmug.