Penis Bugling

Snorting cocaine off another man's penis. Erection optional.

Dude, did you see that vid of Tom Cruise penis bugling Cheney? He defs couldn't get it up but that was no mission impossible for Cruise. He likes his dicks and cocaine.

by UIUC_FSAER September 1, 2014

penis mush

A penis that can't get hard, so it just dangles there looking like mush.

Jane: So how did it go last night?
Lilly: Ugh!! I pulled down his pants just to find a bunch of penis mush.

by Tudor1536 December 16, 2014

shovel penis

A penis that picks up things moderately well.

Bob's shovel penis can move three tons of dirt in one day.

by HeyKidYouWannaGo December 20, 2014

penis coffin

Surrendering one's penis by dating someone who is incapable of having sex with (see robbing the grave).

John: Did you hear Robbie's dating a woman who's 72 years old?
Matt: Isn't he like 38?
John: Yeah, he better get a penis coffin because he's robbing the grave.

by Poop Gollum October 28, 2013

penis paper

A type of paper made from peni harvested from cadavers. Commonly used in books written by members of the illuminati. The most famous book ever to use penis paper was "Alex Wenz likes penis and had no swag."

Penis paper illuminati

by Alex_w.<3 8===> November 11, 2013

Penis ramming

Forcibly sharing a secret with an unwilling person.

Ugh Jenny is such a drag, she's always penis ramming me at parties with her Amsterdam secrets.

by 'Sodge November 22, 2013

Penis roulette

When a person wears a blindfold and takes whichever penis come thier way

Mary played penis roulette at the party last night. She landed on black.

by Gypo69 February 12, 2015