Dead Snake

A used condom that is haphazardly discarded after use without regard to who may find it later.

The Principal separated the Men's and Women's dormitory after he found a dead snake in the janitor's closet.

by DannySaiz May 9, 2014

Destroy Dead December

A challenge appealing to the Call of Duty zombies players where every day in December adds one round of zombies you must pass. For example, Day 3 would require you to pass 3 or more rounds of zombies. Day 20 would require you to pass 20 rounds of zombies. This is in similar fashion to Destroy Dick December

Bro have you done Destroy Dead December? It's a great challenge

by EpicEnderAlandro November 16, 2020

dead meme

The dead funny or not funny joke.

*sees the OLD joke*
Me:This is the dead meme

by goolololo March 8, 2020

Ur country a dead meme

Worse than ur fammily tree lgbt and all the below x9000.

When this centance is spoken the universe will implode imidiately.

1: ur mom gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur sister a mister
2: ur granny tranny
1: ur grandpap a trap
2: ur family tree lgbt
1: ur country a dead meme
The universe implodes.

by nintendo switch 2.0 March 21, 2018

I'm dead

Expression indicating that one is laughing so hard they will die; a ghetto way to say "lol". Usually said by people who are not even so much as grinning.

"Tanisha insulted Taysheaun to his face!"
"I'm dead."

by The_Truth_Tortoise October 27, 2017

DROP DEAD FRED

When you break up with a guy that really did you wrong and you want nothing more to do with him.

She told that creep to "Drop Dead Fred" so it's over for sure.

by Red Hot with anger October 7, 2017

I’m dead

Dying of laughter or laughter laughing hard asf

When I was eleven I said I’m dead to my mom prank calling my grand

by CARTOON TREY January 7, 2021