Conflatulate 

To conflate two or more similar sounding words to humorous effect.

My wife has a tendency to conflatulate.

She just asked me to pass her the Sand Hanitizer.

She keeps saying "Hey Alexandra!" and wonders why Alexa never responds.

I would be concerned, but she's done it all her life, so I know it's not dementia.

Conflatulate by Prankstarr August 1, 2022

Confender 

To be confused about someone's gender

My job is to confender people.
I'm confendered.
That was confendering!

Confender by KIM POSSIBLE!!!!! August 5, 2022

Confederate Sub 

When three or more men line up on a couch and jerk each other off my moving the next man’s arm. A horizontal double Dutch rudder.

It wasn’t gay that we all jerked off on the couch, we never touched each other’s dicks it was a classic confederate sub.

Confederate Sub by Southern Boy 56 August 11, 2022

confederati 

Pro-Trump conspiracy theorist groups such as QAnon, and various other right wing crazies bent on destroying the United States through division and violence such as on January 6th.

Fox wants to blame Antifa, but really it was just a bunch of stupid Confederati.

confederati by whaaaaaaaaaaa😦? August 14, 2022

Confuckulated

Confusing, complicated, and completely fucked up.

Do not attempt to unfurl the United States socioeconomic and political systems, for that endeavor would prove a futile and confuckulated endeavor.

Confuckulated by anonymous August 18, 2022

Confuckermation 

The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”

Example 1

You: Confuckermation!

Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!

Example 2

That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend the exact same book to me on separate occasions.

Confuckermation by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022

confidqnt 

No life mcpe occupant

confidqnt is a social reject

confidqnt by Jjqjajajwj August 25, 2022