Butt-Hole Stuffy

When you have to take a really bad crap, but you can't.

Lin: Wanna go to the movies man?
Jeff: Umm, sure. Just let me go to the bathroom for a sec. I'm fucking Butt-Hole Stuffy. I've been trying to take a shit since earlier. I'll be right back *goes to bathroom*
Lin: O.e

by CubbyTheBear September 3, 2012

jalapeño piss hole

When soap gets into the tip of the penis causing an extreme stinging sensation during urination.

Never masturbate with shampoo; if you get any in your dick you'll be regretting it the next time you piss with your jalapeño piss hole!

by Debbit;Debbit July 2, 2016

soccer-mom hole

The moist feeling from a butthole after a good poop. No matter how many showers you take, it's still wet, like a soccer-mom watching Magic Mike for the first time. Soccer-mom hole may or may not sting/burn.

"Bro, I took the biggest poop yesterday. It's been 16 hours and I still got the soccer-mom hole."

by PunkAaron January 19, 2014

Make holes in people

A nurse defining part of the job description. (Taking blood samples, giving shots, administering I.V., assisting in surgery, etc.)

"What do you do for a living?"
(RN): "I work at the hospital and make holes in people."

by LananaBanana February 10, 2017

Scottish Bungle Hole

Its a derogatory term used to describe that un which is attempted to be explained yet is unexplainable, therefore such concept is, was, and always will be such unless, except in the possible yet unlikely event of change of manner in form used as of by target individual applied to that of other means and/or fashions of original constructed inquiry.

This is an example of the Scottish Bungle Hole

by Jango Scottish March 2, 2022

bonus hole boy

A trans man. Bonus hole refers to the front hole of a trans man - not the butthole - that can also be used for penitration during intercourse.

His profile says he is a bonus hole boy.

by ludante October 11, 2023

fire in the hole

A unique trick in which alcohol is poured into an asshole. When a fart is imminent, a lighter or lit match is held near the anus. Everyone shouts "fire in the hole" as the expelled alcohol vapor briefly creates a ball of fire.

Man sticks his shaved ass in the air. Farts loudly. Puff of fire appears.

Everyone shouts, "Fire in the hole."

by sukebe November 10, 2008