A dismissive phrase invented as a lazy insult toward women with septum rings. It’s most often used when the person insulting can’t actually respond to what a woman with a septum piercing is saying — so instead of addressing her point, they reduce her to her jewelry.
It’s not really a “theory” at all — it’s a cop-out comeback.
People lean on “Septum Theory” when they’re out of arguments, turning someone’s appearance into the debate itself.
It’s not really a “theory” at all — it’s a cop-out comeback.
People lean on “Septum Theory” when they’re out of arguments, turning someone’s appearance into the debate itself.
Her: “That’s actually factually incorrect, here’s the source.”
Him: “Uhh… Septum Theory.”
Translation: “I don’t have a real argument, so I’ll just insult your piercing.”
Her: Says anything that goes against men in general
Him: Septum theory strikes again.
Translation: I have no argument.
Aka "Septum Theory" Theory. The theory that men will find anything they can to try an degrade a woman, logical or not.
Him: “Uhh… Septum Theory.”
Translation: “I don’t have a real argument, so I’ll just insult your piercing.”
Her: Says anything that goes against men in general
Him: Septum theory strikes again.
Translation: I have no argument.
Aka "Septum Theory" Theory. The theory that men will find anything they can to try an degrade a woman, logical or not.
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