When your friend is watching hentai and you come up behind him and shove a 2tb usb drive of child porn up his ass
by Teamcarrytoxic May 11, 2018
by Mikeaskmallq233 May 25, 2021
DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!
For a nominal fee of course!
Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.
Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.
Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!
Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!
Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.
Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!
Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!
by Alabama Crawdangle August 10, 2022
The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.
by Random definition guy October 15, 2023
Pocket kitty means an individual who is so innocent and cute you feel like you have to protect them at all cause like you putting them in ur pocket because theyr so tiny and cute
by Beanbeans April 06, 2020
When two people spend all day everyday in each other's company because they can't spend enough time together.
by Ramba Su August 08, 2016
Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.
by Pastel dolphin jizz January 14, 2018