penis head

to have a penis instead of a head

dude instead of a head he has a penis

penis head by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

penis pelmet 

The fat that bedangles below the waist line on a hideously obese male.

This can be accentuated by wearing a garish and too tight belt.

OMFG look at the penis pelmet on him!!!!

penis pelmet by james and heather January 24, 2008

penis puddy 

Semen that comes out of the tip of a penis which is so pasty that the girl's crack appears to be puddied shut.

I unloaded so much penis puddy in her crack last night.

penis puddy by puddypooper April 13, 2008

Penis Humor 

Sometimes your ding-a-ling just likes to make fun of you.

Penis Humor : 1) When you go to the bathroom in the middle of or after making love to take a piss, and it comes out in 3 or more streams, some aimed at your upper leg. 2) Premature ejaculation. 3) Taking-the-bus-wood. 4) Whiskey Dick. 5) Your penis never really cared how ugly she was.

Penis Humor by Bjorn Star March 6, 2010

Penis Fly Trap 

huge vagina, piercings, black hair, dick munch, did I mention you could fly an airplane through her vagina?

Ew, look at that danknasty Penis Fly Trap that just walked by.

Penis Fly Trap by Team Fantastic. June 3, 2010

Penis Cuddler 

One who takes enjoyment out of being around a penis

Mike: would you like to cuddle my penis with your mouth?
Cedar: of course! i am a penis cuddler!

Penis Cuddler by Mike Hawk (say it aloud) February 19, 2011

penis gristle 

A chunky crunchy substance that comes from the penis. It tastes like a combination of scrapple and peanut brittle.

Dude, this shit tastes like penis gristle.

penis gristle by Jester the Moe lester March 1, 2014