Montana Hamlet

When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.

Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"

by Ginger beard November 29, 2013

montabulaca

Being Impaled with a guitar string

I will give you one more second to drop the burger. If you dont i will montabulaca you.

by Laela Ryanne February 21, 2015

Montabulous

A term for females (or males) specifically named "Montana". You can use it to describe something (s)he did, her/his appearance, or anything regarding her/him.

Montana:Do I look okay, babe?
Me: Babe, you look Montabulous

by UndeadCharlie3Tears June 22, 2015

Montana Carwash

Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!

(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)

Donald Trump's hair gives the most interesting sensation during a Montana Carwash!

by DonaldTrumpsMerken March 31, 2016

MONTANA WEDDING

(a) When you and your brother or sister go to a wedding and double team a bridesmaid/groomsman

(b) Double teaming with your brother or sister

You see that girl over there? Let's take her to a MONTANA WEDDING.

by nff1987 July 24, 2016

montana oreo

Wherein an individual anally fornicates with a female individual of African descent, then ejaculates between her buttocks. This is followed by pressing her buttocks together and thereby spreading the seed between them, followed finally by the initiator eating the ejaculate out from between said female's buttocks.

I say, old chap, are you the fellow who performed a Montana oreo on dear Miss Susie Williams?

by bacchantBrawler May 15, 2016

Montana Brooke

Montanna brooke is an amazing person who loves to have fun and chill with people, gets random sunburns and stays beautiful, quick to think, kind, lovable, pritty. Nice to strangers and loves to hang out. Eats cookies and cream. Good friend, looking for good long term friends. Totally awesome girl

Montana Brooke is an amazing person who loves friends.

by Nicesomewhatcoolguy July 2, 2016